This Is What Bagel You Would Be According to the Zodiac Gallery

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It seems like you can't open social media without stumbling upon a zodiac post or meme. Using the powers of the internet, your zodiac sign can now tell you everything from which "Hannah Montana" character you are to what beer you should drink. Now, it can also tell you what type of bagel you would be.

No matter if you're a water sign or an earth sign you're definitely some kind of bagel. We teamed with Thomas' Bagels to bring you what bagel (or controversial bagel sandwich) you would be according to your zodiac sign. You don't actually have to map the stars - all you need to know is your birth month and date to find out.

Whether or not you accept astrology as a legitimate study of who you are, you have to admit that it's kind of fun to know what bagel you are. Though the practice of astrology dates back to the mid-first century B.C., knowing what kind of bagel and shmear or breakfast sandwich you would be is brand new. Plus, we've made this way easier than a Buzzfeed quiz.

Whether you're a fiery Aries or an adventurous Sagittarius, you're definitely some kind of bagel. Let us tell you which one you would be according to the zodiac.

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Aries (March 21- April 9): Caprese Melt on a Plain Mini Bagel

Aries would never be a basic bagel. This fire sign totally has the ability to be sweet like this basil and tomato combination of a caprese salad, but a little cheesy too - here's looking at you, mozzarella. Please keep in mind that you're a mini bagel because of your short temper.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Melted Butter on a Honey Wheat Bagel

Taurus is so pure, that's why they'd keep things simple with butter as a topping. But don't be fooled, that Taurus is going to spread the butter thick on their bagel (but if they're a millennial probably not with an actual butter knife), as Taurans also tend to be decadent folk. Don't be surprised if it's the expensive kind of butter, too, as they like to spend cash.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Peanut Butter and Raspberries on a Cinnamon Raisin Mini Bagel

It's just like a Gemini to want the best of all worlds. Luckily, this peanut butter and raspberry topped cinnamon raisin bagel is bringing all the flavors. It's sweet, it's a little sour, it's a little savory, and the raspberries make it look cute - just like you, Gemini.

Cancer (June 21- July 22): Lox and Cream Cheese on an Everything Bagel

A scrumptious Cancer darling is always going to want a full meal. That's why they're an everything bagel with lox and cream cheese - aka the ultimate comfort food bagel. It's fishy (like you, you water sign) and its aroma is homey - which, let's face it, is where you always want to be. Yum!

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22): BLT on a 100 Percent Whole-Wheat Bagel

Leo is so confident in who they are and what they like, that they would never accept anything less than 100 percent. So it's no wonder they would be a 100 percent whole-wheat bagel. The flavor combination of bacon, lettuce, and tomato is practically everyone's favorite - just like you, Leo.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept.22): Ham and Swiss on a Plain Bagel Thin

Virgo loves moderation and control, so they would obviously be a bagel thin. Because they're such perfectionists, it's no wonder that they would pick ham and Swiss, the perfect meat and cheese pairing.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct.22): Pulled Pork Sliders on 100 Percent Whole Wheat Mini Bagel

Libra you beautiful funky weirdo, because you're so off-beat you would top your bagel with pulled pork. You balance out the heavy meat intake with a low carb intake, hence the mini-bagel. It's all about that everything-in-moderation harmony. Let's just hope you're not from New York - because no real New Yorker would ever do this with a bagel.

Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): Cuban Sandwich on an Onion Bagel

Scorpios are flavorful people and therefore deserve to be a flavorful bagel sandwich. While your onion bagel exterior might seem off-putting to some, your chees-y mustard-y Cuban sandwich inside wins everyone over, every time.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): Turkey and Apple Bagel Melt on a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

Ever-adventurous Sagittarius, you would love trying this bagel sandwich combination - and that's why you are a turkey and apple bagel melt on a cinnamon raisin bagel. You're always looking for new things to hold your interest, and this bagel with meat, fruit and cheese offers a bevy of flavors in every bite.

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19): Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a Plain Bagel

Cap, you've always been a traditionalist at heart. You're just like this bacon, egg, and cheese, bagel sandwich - a classic. Whether you're hungry or simply feeding a hangover, this breakfast sandwich will get the job done dependably, just like a Capricorn with their self-control and management skills.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18): Spicy Egg Scramble on a Nooks and Crannies Bagel

Because you like to keep things interesting, Aquarians, you're a spicy egg scramble on a "Nooks & Crannies" bagel. Just like it's always a party in your mind, this bagel is a party in your mouth. And just like this air sign, Thomas' Bagels Nooks & Crannies bagel is airier with a less dense texture.

Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20): Hazelnut Spread on a Blueberry Bagel

Pisces are crowd-pleasers, which is why they would be a bagel combination sure to make your mouth smile. If Pisces were a bagel, they would be a sweet blueberry bagel topped with hazelnut spread. What a treat! It's no wonder bagels and bagel sandwiches are some of the most iconic dishes in America. 

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